Rules

Nigel's rules
1) Nobody has ever purchased a completely unbroken tube of Pringles.
	2) It is impossible not to answer a ringing telephone.
3) Wherever there is a choice of two or more queues, a half-witted old lady will cause a long delay to the shortest queue as within two minutes of your joining it. (This still works for queues which do not contain any old ladies.)
	4) The only way to go one year without losing an umbrella is to lock the thing in a cupboard and get wet.
5) Nobody has ever talked to a dog in a tone of voice which would not result in that person being locked up if employed while talking to anything other than a dog.
	6) You will need to read rule 5 at least twice.
7) No computer has ever crashed less than one minute after a "Save" command.
	8) No matter how detailed your request, it is impossible to buy a burger without the server asking you at least one question. Always observe McManners.
9) Nobody who has deliberately left a car in gear while parked has ever remembered to take it out of gear before attempting to start it.
	10) Tube trains always stop with you opposite the least interesting advert.
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