Nigel does some self analysis

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Just to prove you both wrong:

1.Living Arrangements? Continue. Don't know why.

2. What are you reading now? When impressing people, Godel, Esher,
Bach an Eternal Golden Braid by Douglas R Hoffstrader, when not impressing
people, The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy, for the millionth time.

3. What's on your Mouse pad? Dust. Stains. (Not that sort of
stain - I don't have an internet connection except at work.)

4. Favorite board game? Monopoly (as the winner)

5. Favorite Magazine? Car

6. Favorite Smells? Money rotting underground

7. Least Favorite Smells? Cheap coffee being manufactured

8. Favorite Sound? The entire Mexican airforce making a collective
forced landing on an LPG storage facility.

9. Worst feeling in the world? Instant of realisation that alarm
should have gone off two hours ago.

10. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the
morning?
I could give you the details, but you wouldn't thank me.

11. Favorite Colours? Tartan.

12. How many rings before you answer the phone? 0.5 or never.

13. Most Important things in Life? Fast cars, fast computers, steaks,
arguements.

14. Favorite Foods? That cooked by another.

15. Chocolate or Vanilla ice cream? Chocolate. Not negotiable.

16. Do you like to drive fast? This is not a question, it is an
insult to God and his creation. Of course I bloody do.

17. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Local byelaws prohibit this.

18. Storms-Cool or Scary? Dr. Frankenstein, your lab is on the
phone... The exhibition of raw power is always very cool.

19a.What type of car was your first car? Nova 1.2 Merit.

19b.What would be your dream car? Car? Singular?

20.If you could meet anyone Dead or Alive who would it be? Robert
Mugabe. Dead.

21. Favorite Alcoholic Drinks? The seventh.

22. What is your Zodiac sign? This question does not deserve an
answer, unless asked by a fit girl in a club, which for some reason it
usually isn't.

23. Do you eat the stems of Broccoli? Yes, in preference to the
heads.

24. If you could have any job you wanted what would it be?
Dictator.

25. Ever been in Love? No.

26. Is the glass half empty or half full? Half empty, if you're
buying...

27. Favorite Movie? Not been made yet. (She wouldn't co-operate.)

28. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? dcoiew sakfvwd
sdfad uf a ufaf udsf h%(! Stupid bloody question.

29. What's under your bed? On a bad night, me.

30.Whats your Favorite Sport to watch? None.

32. Say one nice thing about the person that sent this to you:
Chris - Isn't Phil. Phill - Isn't Ollie.

33. Name a person who you sent this to who is most likely to
respond?
Nobody

34. Name a person you sent this to who is least likely to respond?
Mr Blinman. I'm sending this to myself, to ensure this answer is
unanimous.

35. Birthday? Yes.

And shamelessly stolen from Dried Frog Pills:

Full Name: Nigel Justin Blinman.
Nicknames/Aliases: "you lazy bastard" "you total and utter git" "oi, you at the back with the glazed expression.".
DoB: 18/08/78.
Favourite Colour: Tartan.
Favourite Song: "Albequerque" huh Nige?
Favourite Film: Test cards through the years: a celebration (Unwatchable, but will remove unwanted visitors faster even than Chas 'N' Dave's Greatest Hits.)
Favourite Book: NW London telephone directory (awful plot but characters are believable).
Favourite F1 Team: Jordan
Favourite "Celebrity": Gail Porter (can't stand listening to the woman talk, but I can think of at least 14 selfish but imaginative ways around that one.
Favourite Toy: Stanley Knife.
Favourite Cartoon: South Park.
Favourite Cartoon Character: Garfield.
Favourite Food: Steak.
Favourite Clothes: Original colour, shape and purpose long forgotten. (I've had it a while).
Current Marital Status: 3 wives, all someone else's.
Michael Schumacher; Angel or Antichrist: Antichrist (if he'd hit the wall harder, angel. Maybe.)
"Your Phrase": Are you in pain, or are you trying to speak German?
Recreations: Reading, Drinking, slaughtering virgins on a withered heath at midnight.
Have you ever really been in love: Yes.
Do you still speak to the person: Yes. (Talking to yourself is a great way to get some space on a crowded bus. Conduct a full blown lover's tiff and you'll have an entire bus to yourself.)
10 words to describe the state of your bedroom: Damage deposit more irritrievably lost than if lent to Rowan.
Reason why you shouldn't have to fill this out: I'll have to re-read all this crap next time I lookmyself up on the web.
What you think you should receive for filling this out: 83p in small change and a secondhand mint imperial (hey, if you don't ask, you won't get.)